The Rule Book Jennifer Blackwood Publisher: Entangled Publishing, LLC - Embrace Genre: Contemporary Romance Publication Date: May 9, 2016 (Affiliate links) | |
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Excerpt
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I
sat down at the table and unwrapped the Panini and frowned.
Breadsticks would have hit the spot. Although, no amount of
breadsticks was worth giving up a steady income, not even Luigi’s.
Still, I gave a spiteful glare to my sandwich.
Just
in time to take me out of my garlic grieving, someone walked into the
break room. The first thing I noticed was his hair. You could tell a
lot about someone based off the length and style. And the clean-cut,
lightly-styled golden brown hair that the guy in the plain black tee
sported spoke volumes. It said “I look like I’m not trying too
hard, but I carefully crafted this look of perfection for at least
fifteen minutes this morning.”
The
second thing I noticed was this guy should be reamed for violating
the dress code policy. Not that I was complaining—because, really,
those tatted biceps deserved to be on full display at all times.
I
mentally catalogued everyone I’d spotted during Jackson’s
drive-by office tour. He most definitely wasn’t part of that
whirlwind of name-drops, because I’d remember those high
cheekbones. And those tattoos. His arms were covered from each wrist
with intricate markings, disappearing under the sleeve of his
T-shirt. Some were words, some were pictures I couldn’t quite piece
together without creepily staring at him. Decidedly, all were hot as
hell.
He
smiled at me and walked over to the water cooler. He procured a
teabag from his pocket, plopped it into his black coffee mug, and
filled it with water. The glug
glug glug
of the cooler cut through the silence, and I quickly swallowed my
bite of turkey sandwich, preparing myself for if this guy wanted to
talk—unlike the last five people who took one look into the break
room, saw evidence of human life, and booked it to the elevator
before I could even manage a hello.
For people working at a social media agency, they were
oddly…antisocial.
“You’re
new here.” It was a statement. One that held the suggestion that
this happened more often than my purchases from ShoeBinge.com. I’d
deleted the app from my phone the minute I learned Mom’s diagnosis
a month ago and was still thinking about those rhinestone heels.
“Second
day.” I smiled. Finally. Someone to talk to. Besides Jackson and
his awesome ability to give the evil eye over his computer screen.
“How
are you liking it so far?” The muscles in his bicep bunched
together as he took a sip of his tea. Ovaries,
meet arm porn, your new best friend.
I
folded the wax paper of my sandwich wrapper in half and creased the
seam with my thumb. “It’s been nice. I made it through the
employee manual…finally.”
“Learn
anything good?”
I
looked up from the wrapper and eyed him. “You’re breaking the
dress code in at least two ways.”
He
looked down at his clothes and then back at me, smiling. Two dimples
indented his cheeks, and I realized how incredibly unfair it was that
someone could be that gorgeous and not airbrushed by professionals in
a magazine.
“Guess
I am.”
“You’ve
met the boss. What’s he like? Uptight like that rule book?”
His
lips tipped up in one corner as he regarded me with his piercing
brown eyes. “I don’t know if uptight would be my first choice.”
I
chuckled. “Really? I hear he’s called the Antichrist.”
His
brows rose. “Oh, really. That one’s new to me.”
“Huh.”
I fiddled with the wrapper. “Jackson said it was a pretty
well-known nickname around the office.” Maybe the guy worked in a
different department than everyone else. Heck, he was a lot nicer
than all the other employees I’d (not) talked to yesterday and
today.
He
let out a loud laugh that echoed throughout the break room. “Very
interesting. Thanks for the heads up.” He grabbed the string to the
tea bag and absentmindedly dunked it in the water. Veins corded
deliciously up his arms and my brain went into zombie mode. Except
instead of my inner monologue chanting must
eat brains, it
was must
touch
veeeeeeeins.
“What’s your name?” he asked, bringing me out of my stupor.
I
cleared my throat, heat tingeing my cheeks. “Lainey Taylor. Newly
appointed second assistant to the Antichrist.”
Mr.
Dimples mashed his lips together, and I couldn’t tell if the glint
in his eyes was because he was amused or slightly annoyed. Maybe a
bit of both. Great, I guess I was back to square one with making
friends here. He backed toward the door and leaned against the frame.
Really odd. Where I came from, people tended to give their name after
someone else introduced themselves. This guy? Nada. I doubted 200
exits up the I-5 corridor were enough to see a shift in social
customs.
He
bit down on his full bottom lip and looked like he was really
enjoying this awkward silence that had me squirming in my seat. I
balled up the sandwich wrapper just to give my hands something to do.
Really, these people needed to work on their social skills. Where was
the welcoming committee? Mental note: start welcome committee if one
doesn’t exist.
“It’s
really nice meeting you, Lainey,” he said.
He
put his hand on the doorframe, and just before he left the room, I
called, “Do I get your name?”
“You
can call me the Antichrist.” And with that, he breezed out into the
hallway and disappeared into his office.
My
heart screeched to a halt, and that turkey Panini turned to a solid
brick in the bottom of my stomach.
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Jennifer Blackwood Jennifer Blackwood is an English teacher and contemporary romance author. She lives in Oregon with her husband, son, and poorly behaved black lab puppy. When not chasing after her toddler, you can find her binging on episodes of Gilmore Girls and Supernatural, and locking herself in her office to write. |
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